***One caveat before you read further: This is meant to be a reflection piece. If you are guilty of any of the "questionable judgment" infractions don't be angry...just reflect***
Here goes.
1. Put hitch testicles on pick up trucks
The examples to the right speak louder than words. I just don't get it. The state of Florida was considering a law to make these illegal. Now, I don't think we need to that far, but we should exercise some judgment...
2. Wear mohawk motorcycle helmets
Maybe I'm getting old...
3. Place Calvin urinating on anything stickers on your vehicl
eSaw one yesterday that said "Ex Wife."
4. Get vanity plates
I can't criticize ALL vanity plates, but this
is one of those "totality of circumstances" gray areas. If, when everything is taken into account, you look like a jackass with your vanity plate, then you know you have to look hard at yourself.5. Put NASCAR stickers on your vehicle
This one will probably raise a lot of ire. But, you can only see so many "In Loving Memory of #3" stickers before it gets a litt
le old and unoriginal. How about if we save the stickers for the vehicles that are getting paid to sport them?6. Put "Cowboy/Cowgirl Up" or "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" stickers on your vehicle
7. Put "Git-R-Done" anywhere
8. Put "Bad Boyz...Bad Toyz" stickers on your vehicle
This is sooo 1990's
9. Put too much USMC "Flair" on your car
It's okay to be proud of your service (after all, I'm a Marine), but if you have more than one USMC sticker on your car, it's too much. The guy below also has a vanity plate...
10. Put a "Fast and Furious
" muffler on your Honda CivicWe've all experienced this. Some guy rolls up next to you at a stoplight in a Honda Civic that once was a nice car...a nice car before the kid driving it -- who has little, if any, mechanical skill -- tried to "customize" (pimp it out) it. In the end the car just looks like a jumbled mess of bondo and extra parts. And worst of all, it sounds like it needs a NEW muffler because the kid replaced the perfectly good muffler with a -- what I call -- "Fast and Furious" (Tokyo Drift) muffler.
11. Wear a Blue Tooth headset any place other than driving in your car
Enough said...
However, I did like the below bumper sticker. I saw it on a car driving in downtown DC.
I'm sure I missed some. Feel free to pile on.
2 comments:
I like the jackasses that have the bumper sticker "My other car is a ____". Anyone who can barely afford a bumper sticker surely cant afford what ever the other car is that they wish they had. I also think that is your rims const as much as your car, you have issues, but that is another blog for the less politically correct.
If it makes you feel any better, my senior class motto was "Git r done." Yea, we're THAT classy.
And P.S. I'm a NASCAR fan, the bumper stickers are just one of those things. It gets into your SOUL. Go to a race, you'll see what I mean.
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